My name is Barney

    My name is Barney and I am a type of dog known as Great Dane. I am so huge that my owner and his sister enjoy riding on me like I was a house. Strangely for a dog, I am keen on cheese. One time, in a hurry to go out, my owner left a block of cheese on the kitchen counter. I couldn’t resist the temptation and in no time at all, I had eaten the whole block. When my owner got back, I saw him searching high and low for the cheese. Finally, my teeth gave me away. As I was yawning, he found the red skin of the cheese stuck between my teeth. I was grounded to my doghouse for the theft, and worse than that. I had diarrhea from the cheese for three days. Once bitten, twice shy. Now I am terrified of that yellow chunk with the red skin. And my owner has never left cheese out of the fridge since then, either.